Looking to trade for dauchund (Guys)

I am looking to trade a Wendy Stevens bag worth $400.
00 for a female dauschund puppy.
I have no use for an expensive bag so I would like to trade it for something I do want.
I live in the country and would like it to be an indoor companion.
I love daushies who couldn't love those short legs and floppy ears.
If interested in trading please text me.
Thank you.